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realgrumpycat:

The #DailyGrump | September 17, 2014 #grumpycat


Anonymous asked:
Three words huh? Hard, but lets do this, human, cellular, person

I know Im supposed to respond… but Glorious xD


Describe me in three words. I can only publish, not respond.



When I’m hurt, I shut down. I turn into a total sarcastic bitch. I shut off my emotions, and act indifferent towards everything even though it might be killing me inside.

— (via suchvodka)


bornavillain:

»Personal...Jesus...

Other people are not medicine.

— It took me 9 years to figure that out (via anti-fapitalism)

rainbowbarnacle:

erynelanor:

a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him

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f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.


Awkward.



sunnyfruitcake asked:
1-20

Here goes nothing xD

  • 1:Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

Kitchen Counter, though I’ve never had the opprtunity.

  • 2:Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

Good. Why? Well, my boyfriend is quite talented.

  • 3:A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

Hmm. Sam Winchester. Harley Quinn.

  • 4:Something that never fails to make you horny:

Being bitten, being pinned and kissed, hair tugging, being scratched, certain tones of voice :3 

  • 5:Where is one place you would never have sex:

The beach. Too. Much. Sand.

  • 6:The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

When someone I was dating asked me how to do oral on girls… Like he had NO idea or clue and didnt ask until he was trying.

  • 7:Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

Hot guy covered in fake blood and Gorey clown make up.

  • 8:What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

Personal preference: Handcuffs and Rope.

  • 9:What is the fastest way to make you horny:

Hmmmm. Bite either my neck or hips

  • 10:Top or bottom?

I can switch, but bottom

  • 11:We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

We were about to start but her mom knocked on the door because she thought she heard someone hit the wall. I had her up against her wall xD

  • 12:Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

Depends on how it goes. Sometimes a girl needs more.

  • 13:Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

Nothing sex related.

  • 14:Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

During sex? nothing weird really

  • 15:Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

When you know their enjoying it, it’s a MAJOR turn on.

Getting a little oral before actually having sex can make it feel better.

  • 16:Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

Nothing “weird” Just kinky xD

  • 17:Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

I’ve been kissed after someone’s gone down on me, it didnt phase me any way.

  • 18:Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

Responsibly, yeah. 

  • 19:Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

Sadly, never had an attractive teacher xD

  • 20:A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Hm. Depends.


anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES